Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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