Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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