So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
