Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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