yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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