If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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