So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it glows. i had to have it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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