I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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