had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
false alarm, still single
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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