I bet he comes in French.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We need to get me chipped asap
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