dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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