If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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