So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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