he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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