If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think I am morally bankrupt
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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