Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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