That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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