Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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