I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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