did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
