I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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