IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Your cock deserves a montage
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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