I'm drive I can fine osifer
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
please don't ironically join a cult
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