Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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