I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
