they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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