the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
