Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
