Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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