in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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