I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
COCAINE IS GR8
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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