We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
my liver is dry heaving
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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