Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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