I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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