Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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