The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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