It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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