That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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