I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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