Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i think my mom watched the whole time
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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