I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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