i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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