i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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