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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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