vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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