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Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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