Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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