are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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