Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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