I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I wish you could order shots online.
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Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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