I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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