I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
