you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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